February 2012
24 posts
an exact thing my three year old has also said to... →
“I got a hero award.”
breaking
2012 will be the first year in 11 years I have not gone to Las Vegas.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT.
i hear the drums echoing tonight
J: i have to be at work at 6am tomorrow
J: to get ready to leave
I am real sorry this is putting such a strain on you.
me: fantastic.
J: i will make it up to you
somehow
do you like blood diamonds?
me: who doesnt
The Chimerist: Experiments in handwriting fonts →
maudnewton:
thechimerist:
Alison Bechdel disclosed in a little preview booklet for Are You My Mother? that she used a font based on her own handwriting for the new book, as she did in Fun Home. Computer lettering looks so good when she does it, I got curious about the logistics and downloaded iFontMaker ($6.99)…
Spoiler: My “fonts” don’t look like this.
FONTS.
FFS →
Look, I was a completely worthless snob about this place up until the food actually was SET IN FRONT OF ME. I spent the entire night in a dark corner of the bar ducking from people I thought were in my graduating class who probably werent but they all look the same (<— awful.) It’s in a strip mall with the fucking ICE RINK. I mean, come on.
And then this deliciously bro bro NoVa...
CNN Contributor Dana Loesch Defends Virginia... →
dceiver:
Lordy, Dana Loesch might be one of the dumbest people ever put in front of a teevee camera to have the noises they make recorded for posterity. The short version of her succession of bleats and grunts today amounts to this: “Once a woman welcomes ONE foreign object in her body, she is clearly signalling consent for all other that might want to follow.” Again, I can’t stress this enough:...
“Glamour is constructed, elegance is acquired, and charm is innate. For that...”
– The Rumpus.net: “On Elegance” - Lauren Cerand
This essay totally blew my mind.
(via camplittlewolf)
I cannot explain just how significant this exact passage is in my life right now.
“Labels were selling shitty CDs at insane markups. It was cheaper to manufacture...”
– Mike Doughty, in The Book Of Drugs, explains the grift of the 1990s. (For the record, I saw it as a con.)
Jason, this is next on my reading list. Is it good? I mean, good enough to read thoroughly instead of my usual skimming and pretending to fully comprehend books?
ugggggggggggggggggghhhhhh
two quick things before I have to MOVE my OFFICE again for the THIRD TIME in like A YEAR WTF why do I even have a job at all.
1. According to the Hairpin I am pretty much going to die of eyeball-related something. At least I dont store my lenses in butter (YET! DELICIOUS! I have put one in my mouth before to keep it from drying out on my way to find more contact solution OH MY GOD I AM GROSS SO...
VOMIT →
guess who’s state just pretty much went ahead and institutionalized rape today?
This moi’s.
da bearsssss →
the lady brigade just got around to watching this. worth carving out an hour and a half of your busy lives, okay.
um. →
um?
divorce →
Kriston: FMK: Little Caesar’s, Pizza Hut, Domino’s
yes
my neighbors 10 year old son has requested “a dance party with cake” for his birthday party so she is trying to find a neighborhood highschooler to “DJ for an hour or two for 8 kids high on sugar.”
i
love
that
death and dismemberment pants →
it is sick that i kind of want these.
“She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t...”
– Ice-T on why Hilary Clinton will be the first lady president (via floralavenger)
January 2012
7 posts
questions surrounding public television about...
Keep in mind I am just starting season 2. But with regards to season 1 and spoilers I guess if you are into that sort of thing:
- When did Elizabeth McGovern turn into a bizarro world Andie MacDowell? I only remember her from “She’s Having a Baby” but I assume she was in other things where she wasn’t so MacDowell-y.
- Also if her character’s American why does...
no i am not getting married.
hi if you live in rhode island specifically providence and have suggestions on event spaces for things like WEDDINGS like aren’t too astronomical and are still kind of cool and not something that someone could have already found on google and could fit about 50 people then you can tell me about them. okay, thanks.
“If his four-year-old daughter gets sick again, Chris Gorski will take a drastic...”
– The Poop Outlaws: At-Home Fecal Transplants to Cure Disease (via theatlantic)
poop, okay.
Nobody In This Sh*thole Gets Me: Help Me I Am In... →
camplittlewolf:
1994 is when we all had this same look. Everyone who was fifteen or sixteen - we were just trying to wear anything that wasn’t preppy. Skater meets grunge meets old grandpa clothes meets I have no idea where this Nine Inch Nails t-shirt even came from. I didn’t even like them enough to…
I am about 90% certain i was wearing my younger brothers size XXL Stussy teeshirt...
greatness →
shirts off, everybody!
hello web.
awwww yeah guess who’s back sitting at a desk wearing real pants you guys.
December 2011
2 posts
everything light touches belongs to me
tumblr! its almost like i forgot about you! i have so much to tell you, liek the last episode of “the First 48” i just watched and how I had three glasses of alcohol at the white house last night after showing up in a drowned rat state.
that’s about it.
November 2011
7 posts
fashion
I hope I dress exactly like Meryl Streep when I’m older. Lots of caftans and expensive glasses and giant turquoise necklaces of things like, Zuni bears and shit. I cannot wait.
Holy Jesus
the episode of Monk where Willie Nelson guest stars is revelatory. So amazing.
i am an easy mark
J. tells me of the halloween costume “German Cain” and his NEIN NEIN NEIN plan, i pee my pants a little.
there is so much HGTV in the world oh my god
If no one has coined the term “facebook jawline” before today, I am super self impressed. Pat on the back, me.
In other things I am doing: not showering. Look at this fatbot.
October 2011
28 posts
her hair is perfection
things i am just learning about: “Long Island Medium.” Television is so hilarious.
being back at my house is awesome
does fuckyeahalmonstninepoundbabiescominoutmypersonalbits dot tumblr dot com exist yet?
dibs.
whoa news
so out of it i am just now hearing about the kim/thurston split. i guess this means we ALL HEAD BACK TO THE FAMILY COUNSELORS OF OUR YOUTHS.
just kidding, my parents are still together. i am the 1%.
cards →
my father/aunts/cousins are so effing excited.
LETS PLAY WITH THE SCRABBLE BOX!
we have somehow stumbled into a owning an IPad? I dont even know how this happened. Anyway. I need aps? apps? applications?
Because right now we own a really flat shiny Scrabble machine.
i just googled this
“made in the USA gift pen sets”
You're welcome. →
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